Here are my favorite things to say to some one that got on to your nerves.Its just hilarious and wondering how could people be so innovative in cussing.I haven't used any of these sentences until now and don't see an opportunity to use them in near future. I collected these artistic descriptions from various blogs.All the effort goes to the authors of these absolutely entertaining blogs like hot chicks with douche bags, passive aggressive notes etc.I just collected them from these blogs which I thought I could share with my friends.
here it goes
1)Your face is like a three day old loaf of pumpernickle rye after being urinated on by feral wolves and then masticated by a toothless billy goat.
2)You have become what you beheld, and no amount of ironic name moniker will save you from the fact you are driftwood monkey poo on a sea of crystalline narcissism and overhyped redundancies.
here it goes
1)Your face is like a three day old loaf of pumpernickle rye after being urinated on by feral wolves and then masticated by a toothless billy goat.
2)You have become what you beheld, and no amount of ironic name moniker will save you from the fact you are driftwood monkey poo on a sea of crystalline narcissism and overhyped redundancies.
Who cannot laugh at yo mama jokes?here are some I collected over from twitter.
Yo momma so ugly, she make goatse cry for a unicorn chaser. (@xenijardin)
Yo momma so fat THX can't even surround her. (@mustardhamsters)
Yo momma so dumb, she went to the dentist and asked for a bluetooth.(@seanbonner)
Yo momma so stupid, she thinks the Large Hadron Collider is a gay porn film.(@xenijardin)
Yo momma's so big and ugly she lies dreaming in R'lyeh.(@Orlovsky)
Yo momma so fat she doesn't just have a low center of gravity, she has an elliptical orbit.(@seanmoriva)
Yo momma so old, she's an arguing point between Creationists and Evolutionists. (@Nightwyrm)
Yo Momma so fat, even Ralph Lauren's Photoshop team can't help her ass. (@rawkreative)
Yo momma so old she goes on carbon dates. (@sfslim)
Yo momma so dense she got her own event horizon. (@sfslim)
Yo momma so weak physicists have unified her with electromagnetism. (@sfslim)
Your momma is so fat NASA shot a rocket into her ass looking for water. (@tbias)
Yo momma so fat, she took geometry in high school just cause she heard there was gonna be some pi. (@MatthewMors)
Yo mamma so fat, China uses her to block the internet. (@thelizupdate )
This was a small effort to bring some smile on my friends faces who are going through some tense phase in life.Good luck all and every thing would be alright.
Yo momma so ugly, she make goatse cry for a unicorn chaser. (@xenijardin)
Yo momma so fat THX can't even surround her. (@mustardhamsters)
Yo momma so dumb, she went to the dentist and asked for a bluetooth.(@seanbonner)
Yo momma so stupid, she thinks the Large Hadron Collider is a gay porn film.(@xenijardin)
Yo momma's so big and ugly she lies dreaming in R'lyeh.(@Orlovsky)
Yo momma so fat she doesn't just have a low center of gravity, she has an elliptical orbit.(@seanmoriva)
Yo momma so old, she's an arguing point between Creationists and Evolutionists. (@Nightwyrm)
Yo Momma so fat, even Ralph Lauren's Photoshop team can't help her ass. (@rawkreative)
Yo momma so old she goes on carbon dates. (@sfslim)
Yo momma so dense she got her own event horizon. (@sfslim)
Yo momma so weak physicists have unified her with electromagnetism. (@sfslim)
Your momma is so fat NASA shot a rocket into her ass looking for water. (@tbias)
Yo momma so fat, she took geometry in high school just cause she heard there was gonna be some pi. (@MatthewMors)
Yo mamma so fat, China uses her to block the internet. (@thelizupdate )
This was a small effort to bring some smile on my friends faces who are going through some tense phase in life.Good luck all and every thing would be alright.
1 comment:
Sweet..had a heart full of laughs
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